497
28 May 12 at 9 pm

(Source: itsalluphere, via vodkaaloove)

 9336
28 May 12 at 9 pm

She’s thin, she’s blonde, she says ‘wow’ a lot.

(Source: biilionaire, via chaibella)

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
 25853
20 May 12 at 9 pm

SHIT MAN, SHIT

(Source: 420here, via hudsonthegreater)

SHIT MAN, SHIT

Please God just let me sleep.

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 1142
29 Apr 12 at 9 pm

kduncan5:

I’m not sure why… but I find this hilarious.

(via shakethedustt)

kduncan5:

I’m not sure why… but I find this hilarious.
 7811
29 Apr 12 at 9 pm

bunniculah:

holysci-fi:

baby—-vegan:

All these beautiful bunnies (around 300) were rescued today (legally) from a rabbit farm. The rabbit farm was shut down for good. The cages are all going to be destroyed so no-one else can use them again. The bunnies are all staying at Big Ears Sanctuary in Tasmania.

300 bunnnnehhhhhs

(Source: passthejuice)

bunniculah:

holysci-fi:

baby—-vegan:

All these beautiful bunnies (around 300) were rescued today (legally) from a rabbit farm. The rabbit farm was shut down for good. The cages are all going to be destroyed so no-one else can use them again. The bunnies are all staying at Big Ears Sanctuary in Tasmania.


300 bunnnnehhhhhs
 21961
29 Apr 12 at 9 pm

joshyvines:

This is how I live my life.

(Source: thedailymeme)

joshyvines:

This is how I live my life.